My irrational fear of bandage skirts.

I’ve never worn one because, really, I am terrified.

Will my butt look okay?
What do I wear on top?
Is it too Kardashian?
Will I be able to sit in it?
What about going to the bathroom?

Those are just a few of the thoughts running through my head whenever I come face to face with one.

Despite all that, I think this Band of Outsiders trompe l’oeil version is pretty awesome. It might even be cool enough to help me conquer my fear…