Almost as much as I love a face chart

I love a dressing card. How many buttons should I leave undone? And how should I tuck the shirt in? Put my hands where? I spotted this one backstage at the Dries Van Noten show.

If anyone wants to volunteer to come over and do this to every outfit in my closet let me know!! (I realize that wanting someone to put together face charts AND dressing cards for me makes me seem super lazy… I’m not! I just like instructions!)