Aaaaaaaah I can see heel season (September! Fashion week! Back to school! Civilization!) making a come back, and my feet are freaking out seeing as they got real comfy in my one-size-too-big Birks (Don’t ask, I simply am the worst of the e-shoppers) all summer.

Now what the hell am I supposed to do? Train myself at home? Buy kilos of shoe cushions? Where? Or just get into it raw, just like that, pof!!!

Well that would be rather presumptuous, I fear.