Swimsuit Alex Wang, glasses Cutler & Gross

We were all seated in candlelight, close together, shoulders touching, eyes wide open, hanging on every word of our dear bachelorette’s lips whom we had forced to tell us her entire love story from the beginning with not a detail missing.

The tension was palpable. We were just getting to the meaty part of the story, if you know what I mean, the suspense and the romance were so thick, you could have cut them with a knife. In our hearts, violins were soaring… Well, okay, at least I imagine so.

Géraldine says, “My heart was beating so fast. I was trembling. The tension was unimaginable… But I was so happy because I knew he was the guy. We left the restaurant and right then and there, rain. An unbelievable storm, and I didn’t know what to think anymore. It was good, it was, but I was lost, because…”

And right then, and I swear this happened!!! A good dozen or so voices yell out in chorus:

“…because you were afraid of the frizzies!”

Géraldine was aghast, and then everyone just burst into laughter.

No but really, girls, sometimes we really are something.

Translation : Tim Sullivan